This Fall, please don't talk business with me until I'm wearing my grey oversized plaid blazer. That means if you need to tell me about your f*cking man problems and expect a well thought out proposed solution strong enough to make him even remotely interested in taking you to his company holiday party, don't even speak a word of no texts back until I'm shoulders to knee decked out in shades of grey plaid or I will have to pretend my hand is a remote and I will mute you.
When you hear your boss is considering promoting Stefanie over you and need to get some advice on how to murder Stef, like tonight, or at the very least excel at your job and get promoted over her, don't come to me for help until my shoulders look like a f*cking linebacker and my plaid sleeves are cuffed at which point We-Are-Take-ing-Stef-A-Nie-Down.
Who What Wear has deemed the grey, plaid, oversized blazer the number one Fall trend and if you're not convinced then we can discuss it over coffee, preferably during day time hours when I'm wearing my plaid grey jacket with a black tank, high waisted jeans and mules, but if it must be during the evening hours we can meet for cocktails and you can expect me to show up in my grey blazer paired with thigh highs, the shortest skirt I can find and zero promises of a shirt under my jacket.
I've linked my faves on the market right now for you to shop below because I wouldn't dare ask you to dress yourself in anything less than amazing shades, and this time I mean shades of f*cking grey.